I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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