You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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