But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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