Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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