Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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