I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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