i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i need to put some appletini on your dick
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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