Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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