im gay
i know
yea but for you.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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