Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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