batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
