remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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