i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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