Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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