whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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