Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
And then he peed in my hair
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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