btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
As shirtless as possible
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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