Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize
