Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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