Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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