I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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