The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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