I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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