I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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