ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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