im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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