So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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