I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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