so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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