I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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