420 ftw
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize