It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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