Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just had sex on a roof
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize