you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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