i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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