similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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