Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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