like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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