you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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