Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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