So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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