My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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