he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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