if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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