I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I accidentally burped into my bong.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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