the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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