So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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