i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
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