Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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