Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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