you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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