is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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