Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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