You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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