you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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